<DormantBeast> people in your country get run over by ice cream trucks
<ironick> DormantBeast: ice cream truck > bow and arrows
<ironick> i'm sure even you can see that ;P
<Kaishiro> great thing about ice cream trucks, it plays music to get them to meet you halfway.

<&Kaishiro> [Fri Oct 08 @ 06:35:09 PM] <Creec> !find the raid <-- my response was supposed to say, "Have you tried your moom's panty drawer?" but I fat fingered the enter key too early, and forgot what a space bar is.

<Xerus> but that little girl made me hungry
<Mamo-chan> you eat little girls?
<Mamo-chan> you monster!

<~Kaishiro> I toss in some samodes from time to time to make IkarosBD's ears perk up
<@Kaugustino> fear is a good thing lol
<~Kaishiro> well the people here basically know all of us
<&IkarosBD> It's not my ears you perk up
<~Kaishiro> so like, we can't strike any fear
<@Kaugustino> ya
<~Kaishiro> IkarosBD: right, dick. Sorry.
<~Kaishiro> XD
<&IkarosBD> ...
<&IkarosBD> WOW

<~Kaishiro> do you ever fart and it sounds like a trumpet player?
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> nope
<~Kaishiro> cause I just did, and it was marvelous
<~Kaishiro> my kids ran out of the room
<~Kaishiro> XD
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> did it peal paint off the wall?
<~Kaishiro> peel, and no. but it was one of those burrrrrrrrrrmmpp
<@Ravager> did you ever have a fart that lasted 5 seconds?
<~Kaishiro> yeah
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> him? prob 10 seconds
<~Kaishiro> fuck you
<~Kaishiro> no
<~Kaishiro> never had one like that
<@Ravager> kaishiro's asshole orchestra
<~Kaishiro> but this one I think I could've been in a choir.
<~Kaishiro> HAHA
<~Kaishiro> great minds and all
<@Ravager> inb4 you fart out "FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIE"
<~Kaishiro> but it was just funny, cause I've not done one like that in awhile but it was so awesome it scared the kids into another room and has given me a few moments peace
<~Kaishiro> XD
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> Kaishiro and the flatulence orchestra
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<uglehfaa> that glorious feel when you personal porn website gets A+ on ssl labs
<uglehfaa> its good knowing i provide quality content securely
<nipplesbaconlettuce> Nothing about that says the content is quality
<nipplesbaconlettuce> You could be distributing 40th gen vhs bootleg rips of some unknown stripper in Texas.
<nipplesbaconlettuce> Securely.

<BhocolateBhip> wow the bot speeds are great now
<BhocolateBhip> speed is * lmao
<Koby> we fed the hamsters that power them crystal meth
<Koby> produces great speeds for a time but some pretty shitty side-effects later.
<Koby> good news is we just bought a new batch of hamsters who're over in a corner fucking like crazy so we'll have plenty of replacement hamsters soon.

<&Sakura`Kinomoto> gah i am like a kid waiting for a candy store to open for whats coming tomorrow
<dremler> Whats that
<dremler> Schools open tomorrow?
<&Kaishiro> DAMN

<~Koby> !loli
<@Aerith> Koby does not receives any lolis today.
<~Koby> FU Aerith
<~Koby> !pantsu
<@Aerith> Koby does not receive any pantsu today.
<~Koby> FU x2 Aerith
<~Koby> !cookies
<@Aerith> Koby does not receive any cookies today.
<~Koby> WTF god dammit
<~Koby> !sw
<@Aerith> Koby is worth $70.04 today.
<@Aerith> Koby's accumulated worth to date is $26030.09
<deanzel> hahaha
<~Koby> Aerith hates me today. :(
<deanzel> never seen that
<+NukuServ> now cry... CRY like you've never cried...... before
<~Koby> no loli, no pantsu, no cookies
<deanzel> at least not all negatives
<~Koby> Well I'm not buying any lottery tickets
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<SirGareth> oh, there is one animal i will happily genocide
<+Fornic8> Mosquitoes!
<SirGareth> maggots - i have a massive phobia of them
<+Fornic8> Maggots are creepy but harmless.
<+Fornic8> Mosquitoes on the other hand, are huge fuckers.
<+sidspyker> Gareth, we know you'd love to eat maggots
<SirGareth> yeah, phobias are irrational though
<+Fornic8> Good thing that there aren't any mosquitoes in my new house after I shit.

<~Sima> I just popped in her

<+iCurse> Damnit I locked myself out of my own channel on another network
<+iCurse> Kaishiro how do I tell a chanserv to invite me to my own channel
<sidspyker> lol /cs invite
<+iCurse> Damn
<+iCurse> How did I miss that
<sidspyker> well you're an idiot

<+Ieuan> Can someone tell me exFAT vs NTFS or do I have to google it?
<sidspyker> if you can go with NTFS just do that
<sidspyker> exFAT is really.... obscure
...
<&Kaishiro> exFAT is what Xbox, 360, and One use. :/
<+Ieuan> Oh so that's why it's so hard to use a normal drive on xbox
<Sylph> exFAT is basically like FAT++
<Sylph> it doesn´t have the 4GB limit or whatever
<sidspyker> and only fat people use it
<+Ieuan> Your mom is so FAT
<+Ieuan> Someone else finish the joke for me please
<sidspyker> Ieuan your mom is so FAR she can only take 4 at once
<sidspyker> FAT
<sidspyker> DAMN
<sidspyker> RUINED IT
<&Kaishiro> Your mom is so FAT that that you have to use fdick to split her partition
<+Ieuan> Ooohhhh
<sidspyker> LOL
<+Ieuan> That one was better
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<happy> since I don't care for canines or felines, I don't think I'd have much issue with eating either
<happy> like I'd totally be down to eat lion or tiger
<Ang3lofDarkness> you would even eat the DOGE dog?
<happy> shibe?
<Ang3lofDarkness> yeah
<happy> yeah serve up some shibe right with some daffodil and JohnFlower
<happy> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm
<Ang3lofDarkness> ahahaha

<~Sakura`Kinomoto> how often do i care to update myself on shit i dont do ?
<~Kaishiro> how often do I care about the shit you do or don't do?
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> not since i shattered your care cup 9 years ago ?
<~Kaishiro> 9??
<~Kaishiro> it aint been that long
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> i am an old man, time is passing by like dust in the wind and my farts :(
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> said it before anyone else cound!
<~Kaishiro> man we ain't playing bingo, you don't get prizes for shouting things before others.

<Vicarious> you should've waited for Haythamfangirl instead
<Vicarious> I know the day isn't over yet, but still..
<BlaiddDdraig> When's the last time she came on? I was really hoping I shooed her away last time.
<Sima> yesterday
<BlaiddDdraig> I'll have to have another word with her.
<Sima> she comes on about every day to tell us that another one of the main AC voice actors replied to her via Twitter or retweeted her
<BlaiddDdraig> 13 year old girls do not belong here.
<Sima> Yesterday I politely tried to tell her that nobody cares
<Sima> next time I will just be rude
<BlaiddDdraig> They'd be safer in Sima's basement.
<Sima> I stocked up plenty of Haribo to lure them in.
<BlaiddDdraig> And Sima's basement is not a safe place to be.
<Sima> And if that doesn't do the trick they will always go for a Chupa-Chup.
<BlaiddDdraig> That what you call it now, the Chupa-Chup?
<Vicarious> lol
<Sima> Yes.
<BlaiddDdraig> See? He's sick, he shouldn't be allowed near kids.
<Sima> r.wiki Chupa Chups
<TheRaven> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupa_Chups
<BlaiddDdraig> They call him "el Dutch predator"
<BlaiddDdraig> Which means the Dutch predator in English.
<Sima> lol
<BlaiddDdraig> Nevertheless, that girl would still be safer in his basement, than online here with us.
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<~Sakura`Kinomoto> :( White_Wolf
<+White_Wolf> wat
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> brother is gonna have a better desktop then me
<+White_Wolf> ok
<+White_Wolf> so?
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> epeen status!
<+White_Wolf> sooo?
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> :(((
<+White_Wolf> your epeen dont help anything, small dicks irl can not be fixed with epeen, no chicks just gona say HEY, LET ME LOOK AT DAT EPEEN
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> lol
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> my cock is of good size
<+White_Wolf> pics or it didnt happen
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> i will send later..... maybe
<+White_Wolf> XD
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<@Ikaros> As I don't do it silently, I'll go "hey I perm'd this ass" or something

<Kaishiro> Obviously it's not working whatever you're doing. Try typing it manually, because your copy/paste skills suck :/

<gct> \(._. )
<dremler> There's something terribly sad about that face
<dremler> Like an orphan
<gct> lol...
<Kaishiro> abandoned for the very first time
<Kaishiro> Like an orrrrrrphan
<+JohnFlower> :\

<Asolitaryllama> wow, I can make a necklace out of your coins
<sequoia> :P
<Asolitaryllama> or like lace my shoes through them
<Asolitaryllama> and have bells on the shoes
<Asolitaryllama> be the most ghetto person in denmark

<UK|Sky> i do fuck all all gay

<+dremler> NukuServ Eat shit
* &NukuServ eats shit

<@Sakura`Kinomoto> alright leaving now for work, gonna be riding the buss instead of riding bike
<@Kaishiro> trying to get ahead in the workplace, riding the boss eh

<@Teller> Hey Stormbeast, if Joey Wheeler sells crack, does that make him a Joey Dealer? XD
<@Stormbeast> Booo
<%crookandcharlat> lol
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler screams, does that make him a Joey Squeeler?
<%crookandcharlat> (why do I feel like you're getting this from a website?)
<@Teller> Sadly, it's not.
<@Kaishiro> Let me guess, you're next one was going to be "If Joey Wheeler eats a banana, does that make him a Joey Peeler?"
<@Teller> Actually no, but that's a good one!
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler touches something, does that make him a Joey Feeler?
<%crookandcharlat> If Joey Wheeler studies medicine, does that make him a Joey Healer?
<@Teller> Damnit, I was going to make a similar one. XD
<%crookandcharlat> awyeah :P
<@Teller> Deep down, in the bottom of your hearts, you guys are loving this.
<@Kaishiro> If Joey Wheeler gives full-course meals to the homeless, does that make him a Joey Mealer?
<%crookandcharlat> congrats, I thought we were out of possible jokes
<@Kaishiro> If Joey wheeler broke his spine, incapacitating him to walk, I guess in the end, that made him a Joey Wheeler. *puts on shades* AWWW YEAH
<@Stormbeast> Oh shit
<@Stormbeast> He went there
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler has to close all the windows, does that make him a Joey Sealer?
<%crookandcharlat> If Joey Wheeler loves fishing, does that make him a Joey Reeler?
<%crookandcharlat> (I know, totally lame)
<%crookandcharlat> If Joey Wheeler was a fan of the colour blue, does that make him a Joey Tealer?
<@Teller> I knew there was one beginning with T, just couldn't figure out how to use it!
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler frequently kneels to pray, does that make him a Joey Kneeler?
<+BlackSoul> If Joey Wheeler steals, does that make him a Joey stealer?
<@Teller> No, that makes him a thief. Gosh!
<%crookandcharlat> xD
<@Kaishiro> lol
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