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Quote #606 (6n0m02a) @ 05/30/2014 06:32

<gct> \(._. )
<dremler> There's something terribly sad about that face
<dremler> Like an orphan
<gct> lol...
<Kaishiro> abandoned for the very first time
<Kaishiro> Like an orrrrrrphan
<+JohnFlower> :\

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Quote #605 (6435mg8) @ 04/22/2014 22:50

<Asolitaryllama> wow, I can make a necklace out of your coins
<sequoia> :P
<Asolitaryllama> or like lace my shoes through them
<Asolitaryllama> and have bells on the shoes
<Asolitaryllama> be the most ghetto person in denmark

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Quote #604 (8hc2nc5) @ 04/21/2014 00:23

<UK|Sky> i do fuck all all gay

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Quote #603 (2jj7ijg) @ 04/13/2014 22:47

<+dremler> NukuServ Eat shit
* &NukuServ eats shit

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Quote #602 (ea64f26) @ 03/18/2014 19:57

<@Sakura`Kinomoto> alright leaving now for work, gonna be riding the buss instead of riding bike
<@Kaishiro> trying to get ahead in the workplace, riding the boss eh

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Quote #601 (e6kad7e) @ 03/15/2014 17:56

<@Teller> Hey Stormbeast, if Joey Wheeler sells crack, does that make him a Joey Dealer? XD
<@Stormbeast> Booo
<%crookandcharlat> lol
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler screams, does that make him a Joey Squeeler?
<%crookandcharlat> (why do I feel like you're getting this from a website?)
<@Teller> Sadly, it's not.
<@Kaishiro> Let me guess, you're next one was going to be "If Joey Wheeler eats a banana, does that make him a Joey Peeler?"
<@Teller> Actually no, but that's a good one!
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler touches something, does that make him a Joey Feeler?
<%crookandcharlat> If Joey Wheeler studies medicine, does that make him a Joey Healer?
<@Teller> Damnit, I was going to make a similar one. XD
<%crookandcharlat> awyeah :P
<@Teller> Deep down, in the bottom of your hearts, you guys are loving this.
<@Kaishiro> If Joey Wheeler gives full-course meals to the homeless, does that make him a Joey Mealer?
<%crookandcharlat> congrats, I thought we were out of possible jokes
<@Kaishiro> If Joey wheeler broke his spine, incapacitating him to walk, I guess in the end, that made him a Joey Wheeler. *puts on shades* AWWW YEAH
<@Stormbeast> Oh shit
<@Stormbeast> He went there
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler has to close all the windows, does that make him a Joey Sealer?
<%crookandcharlat> If Joey Wheeler loves fishing, does that make him a Joey Reeler?
<%crookandcharlat> (I know, totally lame)
<%crookandcharlat> If Joey Wheeler was a fan of the colour blue, does that make him a Joey Tealer?
<@Teller> I knew there was one beginning with T, just couldn't figure out how to use it!
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler frequently kneels to pray, does that make him a Joey Kneeler?
<+BlackSoul> If Joey Wheeler steals, does that make him a Joey stealer?
<@Teller> No, that makes him a thief. Gosh!
<%crookandcharlat> xD
<@Kaishiro> lol
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Quote #600 (cf25b9d) @ 03/04/2014 08:06

<@Kaishiro> Every day my ass lol
<@Ryan> I was going to make a smart ass comment there but he'd probably bash my head in for it so...
<@White_Wolf> Ryan here is one from Canada http://gyazo.com/41bbecef5a73a4b1263e0eb0a9b0c5b1
<@Kaishiro> Ryan: go for it.
<@Ryan> No, I'd like my sanity thank you
<@Kaishiro> BLAME CANADA!
<@Ravager> aaaaaand cue south park
<@Kaishiro> Ryan: I couldn't bash your head in.
<@Kaishiro> lol
<@Ravager> speaking of which
<@Ravager> the stick of truth
<@Ravager> O__O
<@Ryan> I think he sees enough of your ass as it is Kaishiro
* @Ryan runs
<@Kaishiro> Sword of 1000 Truths
<@Kaishiro> My ass does take up 4 zip codes
<@Kaishiro> I'm sure he does
<@White_Wolf> lol
<@Kaishiro> He only lives like a city or two form me
<@Ryan> Thought it was more like 6
<@Kaishiro> It probably is. I haven't stepped on a scale in awhile.
<@Kaishiro> They don't have a forklift to hold the weight
<@Ryan> Wow. Way to brush it off. I like that.
<@Kaishiro> The doctors have to special order a crane, but it's on back order so
<@Ravager> your ass alone needs a scale
<@Kaishiro> Ravager: shit nigga
<@Kaishiro> my left ass cheek alone needs its own scale
<@Ryan> You know, honestly, why people seem to think - = _
<@Kaishiro> « WinAmp <> Weird Al Yankovic - I'm Fat <> 00:02/03:37 [**********] <> 320kb/s @ 44KHz <> 1/1 »
<@Kaishiro> My theme song
<@Ravager> goddammit
<@Ravager> you brought that music video back to my brain
<@Ryan> Ok
<@Ravager> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
<@Kaishiro> Ravager: Haha.
<@Ravager> goddamn weird al in a fat suit..
<@White_Wolf> lol
<@Ravager> and the only time i saw that was on MTV.. WHAT THE FUCK
<@Kaishiro> when I'm going to the movies, I take up seven rows because I'm fat, I'm fat (really, really fat)
<@Ravager> over a decade ago
<@Kaishiro> dude, more like two decades.
<@Ravager> yeah, i was just about to bring that up
<@Ravager> derp
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Quote #599 (5kddnc4) @ 02/06/2014 02:00

@Sakura`Kinomoto > i already know this
@Ryan > You break stuff. Re-education is necessary!

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Quote #598 (45mfch2) @ 01/30/2014 08:20

<~BDIkaros> You wouldn't want hail dropping on your head would ya?
<+Sakura`Kinomoto> sure, i feel like i should get knocked out by mother nature once in a wile
<+Sakura`Kinomoto> only way i would get laid by a chick

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Quote #597 (hjjj1c8) @ 01/04/2014 21:49

<baratron> By the way, does anyone here know anything about horse riding?
<musicman> you sit on the back of it
<Fiar> And after, you generally try to make it go that a way.
<Alarra> Usually it wears a saddle
<musicman> yeah, not the other way around
<musicman> I found that out the hard way
<Fiar> If it tries bucking you off, you aren't kicking it hard enough.
<baratron> Okay, so it sounds like none of you know any more than I do.

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Quote #596 (617llma) @ 01/01/2014 09:53

<&Sakura`Kinomoto> yay still bored as hell in 2014
<&Kaishiro> Sakura`Kinomoto: shut up.
<&Kaishiro> Go outside, fly a kite, jump in a pool, play with kittens, or do some productive work.
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> thought shit was gonna be different
<&Kaishiro> Dude, it's only been 2h45m
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> no, its only been 41 mins
<dremler> Its been 14 hrs and 12 min
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> for you future boy
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> i am stuck in the past :(
<Serenity> Who isn't?
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> you
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> you are in my future
<Serenity> ......
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> ....
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> not that way
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> .......
<dremler> Srsly ...
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> god
<dremler> Was that a pick up line
<dremler> Sakura`Kinomoto making a move
<Serenity> -___-'
<&Kaishiro> Serenity's all like "Bitch, swerve!"
* &Sakura`Kinomoto crawls under a rock to hide for a year
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Quote #594 (1l7dmbk) @ 12/01/2013 09:53

* Animusradiation throws his VHS player at SomeonenamedConnor
<SomeonenamedConnor> WHAT THE HELL
<SomeonenamedConnor> WHY DID YOU THWO AN XBOX ONE AT ME :(
<SomeonenamedConnor> THROW*

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Quote #593 (jdaldib) @ 11/22/2013 16:06

<sash> why do i bleed from nose second time today?
<%Xan_Great> the bleeding effect
<sash> too much AC?
<%Xan_Great> yep

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Quote #592 (47bij2i) @ 10/10/2013 12:20

<+Vicarious> I'm from the netherlands
<&Kaishiro> Maybe this is just the MMO in me, but every time I see or hear someone say "I'm from The Netherlands" I almost half ass expect "just outside <some place> the dark reaches of <insert something vague>"
<+Lucan> Mordor.
<&Kaishiro> GTFO.
* Lucan has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

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Quote #591 (dk697e3) @ 10/08/2013 00:37

<ReapersGameKingdom> <----when i was 13 i stuck a plunger in my ass
<ReapersGameKingdom> felt pretty good
<ReapersGameKingdom> <---experimented when i was 13
<ReapersGameKingdom> i have also put tooth paste in my ass before
<ReapersGameKingdom> and a hot dog
<ReapersGameKingdom> tried soap
<ReapersGameKingdom> never doing that again
<ReapersGameKingdom> burned like hell!

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Quote #590 (dk697e3) @ 10/08/2013 00:29

<ReapersGameKingdom> ill insert my hand into Serenities ass :D
<ReapersGameKingdom> the whole fist to
<Kyrie> do you know how many "guy" patients come into the emergency room with all sorts of objects in their anuses?
<Kyrie> soooooo wrooooooong

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Quote #589 (dk697e3) @ 10/08/2013 00:18

<ReapersGameKingdom> i married my hands 7 yrs ago :D
<ReapersGameKingdom> they feel so good
<ReapersGameKingdom> my left hand is my fav tho
<ReapersGameKingdom> feels so much better
<ReapersGameKingdom> XD
<Serenity> I'm forcing myself not to go to a blinding mind scaring visual place now....

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Quote #588 (dk697e3) @ 10/07/2013 22:47

<ReapersGameKingdom> i wish i was a urinal
<ReapersGameKingdom> i would be able to spy on females easily than
<RadicalEd> ummmm.....
<ReapersGameKingdom> down side is i have to see guys to
<RadicalEd> not gonna say it
<ReapersGameKingdom> fits me perfectly
<I-Am-X> Urinal is in a mens bathroom dumbass
<I-Am-X> girls dont have urinals
<RadicalEd> thats what i wasnt gonna say lol
<ReapersGameKingdom> well than i would rather be a toilet

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Quote #587 (f9fjn6k) @ 08/30/2013 10:33

<+bonzi_06> SEMEN IS HOT!
<~Sima> I'll take your word for it, I won't test its temperature

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Quote #586 (le96dja) @ 08/28/2013 15:38

BenAffleck: I am so fucking old .... I am like a father to Clark in Superman vs Batman
KaidanAlenko: lol
KaidanAlenko: You must've been a preteen father.
KaidanAlenko: Affleck is 41.
BenAffleck: :O
KaidanAlenko: Cavill is 30.
BenAffleck: 11 years old!??!!?
BenAffleck: Dafuq~~!!
KaidanAlenko: roflmao
BenAffleck: That's assuming I had the child when I was 11.
BenAffleck: So I had sex when I was 10
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Quote #585 (ghkgldf) @ 08/22/2013 04:18

< RoboBlue> I remember when my dad had a colonoscopy
< RoboBlue> he farted so hard that he crashed the car
< RoboBlue> he put a small scratch on somebody's rental
< RoboBlue> she freaked out at first
< RoboBlue> but then agreed to just drop it

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Quote #584 (ikh85cj) @ 08/12/2013 04:19

<&kroq-gar78> vghs hehe
<&kroq-gar78> POKERMON xD
<+Albugineous> lol
<+Albugineous> GOTTA catch the flush.
<+helenaanne> LOL
<&kroq-gar78> o_O

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Quote #583 (2147e34) @ 08/11/2013 06:55

<@White_Wolf> hm that reminds me I wshould start wiring up the house with cat6 one of these days before I go to colage...
<@Kaishiro> Maybe you should pick up a dictionary or a thesarus first before you head off to college
<@White_Wolf> Kaishiro that would be a good idea
<@White_Wolf> I would fail spelling there :P
<@White_Wolf> and grammer
<@Kaishiro> *grammar
<@White_Wolf> lol

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Quote #582 (d2b6adg) @ 08/06/2013 15:09

<Kainzorus_Prime> It's ok Sima, we'll throw them a modded Where's Waldo game.
<Kainzorus_Prime> We'll call it Where's Charles Lee
<Animusradiation> WHERE IS LEE
<Animusradiation> GIVE ME LEE
<Crookandcharlat> What do you want, play as his ghost?
* Animusradiation gets some denim pants
<Animusradiation> I HAVE LEE
<Kainzorus_Prime> AR is doin it rite.
<Animusradiation> :D
<Animusradiation> !yt Daft Punk Doing It Right
<Trixie> [YT]: Title: Daft Punk - Doin' It Right ft. Panda Bear (CIZE Remix) | Uploader: cizeofficial (2013-05-15) | Duration: 04:21 | Views: 87957 | Favourite: 0 | Rating: 4.84 (644 ratings) | URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoWFkUR8sYE
<Animusradiation> Well, they're awesome but I need the original thing.
<Kainzorus_Prime> It's ok AR, you get 1 point.
<Kainzorus_Prime> But you lose 50 for being an idiot and linking a remix.
* Animusradiation loses himself to dance
<Animusradiation> !yt Lose Yourself To Dance
<Trixie> [YT]: Title: The Original Sly Lose yourself to dance cover | Uploader: slyrockreggae (2013-06-12) | Duration: 06:07 | Views: 3809 | Favourite: 0 | Rating: 4.95 (76 ratings) | URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO1LUGIkz1g
<Animusradiation> GRRRR
<Animusradiation> !yt Daft Punk Lose Yourself to Dance
<Trixie> [YT]: Title: Lose Yourself to Bass - Work in Progress | Uploader: resonantdoghouse (2013-08-05) | Duration: 03:01 | Views: 132 | Favourite: 0 | Rating: 5.00 (29 ratings) | URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQPagTDDjA
<Kainzorus_Prime> You're now at -150.
<Animusradiation> DAMN IT
<Animusradiation> Maybe next time, I'll...
<Animusradiation> !yt Get Lucky Daft Punk
<Trixie> [YT]: Title: CLIP Evolution of Get Lucky [Daft Punk Chronologic Cover] | Uploader: pvnova (2013-08-05) | Duration: 03:37 | Views: 55110 | Favourite: 0 | Rating: 4.96 (3848 ratings) | URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4z66VzcvO0
<Animusradiation> lol
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Quote #580 (h263lkc) @ 07/27/2013 08:12

<@Sakura`Kinomoto> she has an issue with 'power abuse'
<@culex> ...You're the last person I want to hear that from, you know...

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