<gct> \(._. )
<dremler> There's something terribly sad about that face
<dremler> Like an orphan
<Kaishiro> abandoned for the very first time
<Kaishiro> Like an orrrrrrphan
<Asolitaryllama> wow, I can make a necklace out of your coins
<Asolitaryllama> or like lace my shoes through them
<Asolitaryllama> and have bells on the shoes
<Asolitaryllama> be the most ghetto person in denmark
<UK|Sky> i do fuck all all gay
<+dremler> NukuServ Eat shit
* &NukuServ eats shit
<@Sakura`Kinomoto> alright leaving now for work, gonna be riding the buss instead of riding bike
<@Kaishiro> trying to get ahead in the workplace, riding the boss eh
<@Teller> Hey Stormbeast, if Joey Wheeler sells crack, does that make him a Joey Dealer? XD
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler screams, does that make him a Joey Squeeler?
<%crookandcharlat> (why do I feel like you're getting this from a website?)
<@Teller> Sadly, it's not.
<@Kaishiro> Let me guess, you're next one was going to be "If Joey Wheeler eats a banana, does that make him a Joey Peeler?"
<@Teller> Actually no, but that's a good one!
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler touches something, does that make him a Joey Feeler?
<%crookandcharlat> If Joey Wheeler studies medicine, does that make him a Joey Healer?
<@Kaishiro> Every day my ass lol
<@Ryan> I was going to make a smart ass comment there but he'd probably bash my head in for it so...
<@White_Wolf> Ryan here is one from Canada http://gyazo.com/41bbecef5a73a4b1263e0eb0a9b0c5b1
<@Kaishiro> Ryan: go for it.
<@Ryan> No, I'd like my sanity thank you
<@Kaishiro> BLAME CANADA!
<@Ravager> aaaaaand cue south park
<@Kaishiro> Ryan: I couldn't bash your head in.
<@Ravager> speaking of which
@Sakura`Kinomoto > i already know this
@Ryan > You break stuff. Re-education is necessary!
<~BDIkaros> You wouldn't want hail dropping on your head would ya?
<+Sakura`Kinomoto> sure, i feel like i should get knocked out by mother nature once in a wile
<+Sakura`Kinomoto> only way i would get laid by a chick
<baratron> By the way, does anyone here know anything about horse riding?
<musicman> you sit on the back of it
<Fiar> And after, you generally try to make it go that a way.
<Alarra> Usually it wears a saddle
<musicman> yeah, not the other way around
<musicman> I found that out the hard way
<Fiar> If it tries bucking you off, you aren't kicking it hard enough.
<baratron> Okay, so it sounds like none of you know any more than I do.
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> yay still bored as hell in 2014
<&Kaishiro> Sakura`Kinomoto: shut up.
<&Kaishiro> Go outside, fly a kite, jump in a pool, play with kittens, or do some productive work.
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> thought shit was gonna be different
<&Kaishiro> Dude, it's only been 2h45m
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> no, its only been 41 mins
<dremler> Its been 14 hrs and 12 min
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> for you future boy
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> i am stuck in the past :(
<Serenity> Who isn't?
* Animusradiation throws his VHS player at SomeonenamedConnor
<SomeonenamedConnor> WHAT THE HELL
<SomeonenamedConnor> WHY DID YOU THWO AN XBOX ONE AT ME :(
<sash> why do i bleed from nose second time today?
<%Xan_Great> the bleeding effect
<sash> too much AC?
<+Vicarious> I'm from the netherlands
<&Kaishiro> Maybe this is just the MMO in me, but every time I see or hear someone say "I'm from The Netherlands" I almost half ass expect "just outside <some place> the dark reaches of <insert something vague>"
* Lucan has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<ReapersGameKingdom> <----when i was 13 i stuck a plunger in my ass
<ReapersGameKingdom> felt pretty good
<ReapersGameKingdom> <---experimented when i was 13
<ReapersGameKingdom> i have also put tooth paste in my ass before
<ReapersGameKingdom> and a hot dog
<ReapersGameKingdom> tried soap
<ReapersGameKingdom> never doing that again
<ReapersGameKingdom> burned like hell!
<ReapersGameKingdom> ill insert my hand into Serenities ass :D
<ReapersGameKingdom> the whole fist to
<Kyrie> do you know how many "guy" patients come into the emergency room with all sorts of objects in their anuses?
<Kyrie> soooooo wrooooooong
<ReapersGameKingdom> i married my hands 7 yrs ago :D
<ReapersGameKingdom> they feel so good
<ReapersGameKingdom> my left hand is my fav tho
<ReapersGameKingdom> feels so much better
<Serenity> I'm forcing myself not to go to a blinding mind scaring visual place now....
<ReapersGameKingdom> i wish i was a urinal
<ReapersGameKingdom> i would be able to spy on females easily than
<ReapersGameKingdom> down side is i have to see guys to
<RadicalEd> not gonna say it
<ReapersGameKingdom> fits me perfectly
<I-Am-X> Urinal is in a mens bathroom dumbass
<I-Am-X> girls dont have urinals
<RadicalEd> thats what i wasnt gonna say lol
<ReapersGameKingdom> well than i would rather be a toilet
<+bonzi_06> SEMEN IS HOT!
<~Sima> I'll take your word for it, I won't test its temperature
BenAffleck: I am so fucking old .... I am like a father to Clark in Superman vs Batman
KaidanAlenko: You must've been a preteen father.
KaidanAlenko: Affleck is 41.
KaidanAlenko: Cavill is 30.
BenAffleck: 11 years old!??!!?
BenAffleck: That's assuming I had the child when I was 11.
< RoboBlue> I remember when my dad had a colonoscopy
< RoboBlue> he farted so hard that he crashed the car
< RoboBlue> he put a small scratch on somebody's rental
< RoboBlue> she freaked out at first
< RoboBlue> but then agreed to just drop it
<&kroq-gar78> vghs hehe
<&kroq-gar78> POKERMON xD
<+Albugineous> GOTTA catch the flush.
<@White_Wolf> hm that reminds me I wshould start wiring up the house with cat6 one of these days before I go to colage...
<@Kaishiro> Maybe you should pick up a dictionary or a thesarus first before you head off to college
<@White_Wolf> Kaishiro that would be a good idea
<@White_Wolf> I would fail spelling there :P
<@White_Wolf> and grammer
<Kainzorus_Prime> It's ok Sima, we'll throw them a modded Where's Waldo game.
<Kainzorus_Prime> We'll call it Where's Charles Lee
<Animusradiation> WHERE IS LEE
<Animusradiation> GIVE ME LEE
<Crookandcharlat> What do you want, play as his ghost?
* Animusradiation gets some denim pants
<Animusradiation> I HAVE LEE
<Kainzorus_Prime> AR is doin it rite.
<Animusradiation> !yt Daft Punk Doing It Right
<@Sakura`Kinomoto> she has an issue with 'power abuse'
<@culex> ...You're the last person I want to hear that from, you know...