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Quote #594 (1l7dmbk) @ 12/01/2013 09:53

* Animusradiation throws his VHS player at SomeonenamedConnor
<SomeonenamedConnor> WHAT THE HELL
<SomeonenamedConnor> WHY DID YOU THWO AN XBOX ONE AT ME :(
<SomeonenamedConnor> THROW*

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Quote #593 (jdaldib) @ 11/22/2013 16:06

<sash> why do i bleed from nose second time today?
<%Xan_Great> the bleeding effect
<sash> too much AC?
<%Xan_Great> yep

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Quote #592 (47bij2i) @ 10/10/2013 12:20

<+Vicarious> I'm from the netherlands
<&Kaishiro> Maybe this is just the MMO in me, but every time I see or hear someone say "I'm from The Netherlands" I almost half ass expect "just outside <some place> the dark reaches of <insert something vague>"
<+Lucan> Mordor.
<&Kaishiro> GTFO.
* Lucan has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

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Quote #591 (dk697e3) @ 10/08/2013 00:37

<ReapersGameKingdom> <----when i was 13 i stuck a plunger in my ass
<ReapersGameKingdom> felt pretty good
<ReapersGameKingdom> <---experimented when i was 13
<ReapersGameKingdom> i have also put tooth paste in my ass before
<ReapersGameKingdom> and a hot dog
<ReapersGameKingdom> tried soap
<ReapersGameKingdom> never doing that again
<ReapersGameKingdom> burned like hell!

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Quote #590 (dk697e3) @ 10/08/2013 00:29

<ReapersGameKingdom> ill insert my hand into Serenities ass :D
<ReapersGameKingdom> the whole fist to
<Kyrie> do you know how many "guy" patients come into the emergency room with all sorts of objects in their anuses?
<Kyrie> soooooo wrooooooong

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Quote #589 (dk697e3) @ 10/08/2013 00:18

<ReapersGameKingdom> i married my hands 7 yrs ago :D
<ReapersGameKingdom> they feel so good
<ReapersGameKingdom> my left hand is my fav tho
<ReapersGameKingdom> feels so much better
<ReapersGameKingdom> XD
<Serenity> I'm forcing myself not to go to a blinding mind scaring visual place now....

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Quote #588 (dk697e3) @ 10/07/2013 22:47

<ReapersGameKingdom> i wish i was a urinal
<ReapersGameKingdom> i would be able to spy on females easily than
<RadicalEd> ummmm.....
<ReapersGameKingdom> down side is i have to see guys to
<RadicalEd> not gonna say it
<ReapersGameKingdom> fits me perfectly
<I-Am-X> Urinal is in a mens bathroom dumbass
<I-Am-X> girls dont have urinals
<RadicalEd> thats what i wasnt gonna say lol
<ReapersGameKingdom> well than i would rather be a toilet

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Quote #587 (f9fjn6k) @ 08/30/2013 10:33

<+bonzi_06> SEMEN IS HOT!
<~Sima> I'll take your word for it, I won't test its temperature

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Quote #586 (le96dja) @ 08/28/2013 15:38

BenAffleck: I am so fucking old .... I am like a father to Clark in Superman vs Batman
KaidanAlenko: lol
KaidanAlenko: You must've been a preteen father.
KaidanAlenko: Affleck is 41.
BenAffleck: :O
KaidanAlenko: Cavill is 30.
BenAffleck: 11 years old!??!!?
BenAffleck: Dafuq~~!!
KaidanAlenko: roflmao
BenAffleck: That's assuming I had the child when I was 11.
BenAffleck: So I had sex when I was 10
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Quote #585 (ghkgldf) @ 08/22/2013 04:18

< RoboBlue> I remember when my dad had a colonoscopy
< RoboBlue> he farted so hard that he crashed the car
< RoboBlue> he put a small scratch on somebody's rental
< RoboBlue> she freaked out at first
< RoboBlue> but then agreed to just drop it

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Quote #584 (ikh85cj) @ 08/12/2013 04:19

<&kroq-gar78> vghs hehe
<&kroq-gar78> POKERMON xD
<+Albugineous> lol
<+Albugineous> GOTTA catch the flush.
<+helenaanne> LOL
<&kroq-gar78> o_O

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Quote #583 (2147e34) @ 08/11/2013 06:55

<@White_Wolf> hm that reminds me I wshould start wiring up the house with cat6 one of these days before I go to colage...
<@Kaishiro> Maybe you should pick up a dictionary or a thesarus first before you head off to college
<@White_Wolf> Kaishiro that would be a good idea
<@White_Wolf> I would fail spelling there :P
<@White_Wolf> and grammer
<@Kaishiro> *grammar
<@White_Wolf> lol

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Quote #582 (d2b6adg) @ 08/06/2013 15:09

<Kainzorus_Prime> It's ok Sima, we'll throw them a modded Where's Waldo game.
<Kainzorus_Prime> We'll call it Where's Charles Lee
<Animusradiation> WHERE IS LEE
<Animusradiation> GIVE ME LEE
<Crookandcharlat> What do you want, play as his ghost?
* Animusradiation gets some denim pants
<Animusradiation> I HAVE LEE
<Kainzorus_Prime> AR is doin it rite.
<Animusradiation> :D
<Animusradiation> !yt Daft Punk Doing It Right
<Trixie> [YT]: Title: Daft Punk - Doin' It Right ft. Panda Bear (CIZE Remix) | Uploader: cizeofficial (2013-05-15) | Duration: 04:21 | Views: 87957 | Favourite: 0 | Rating: 4.84 (644 ratings) | URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoWFkUR8sYE
<Animusradiation> Well, they're awesome but I need the original thing.
<Kainzorus_Prime> It's ok AR, you get 1 point.
<Kainzorus_Prime> But you lose 50 for being an idiot and linking a remix.
* Animusradiation loses himself to dance
<Animusradiation> !yt Lose Yourself To Dance
<Trixie> [YT]: Title: The Original Sly Lose yourself to dance cover | Uploader: slyrockreggae (2013-06-12) | Duration: 06:07 | Views: 3809 | Favourite: 0 | Rating: 4.95 (76 ratings) | URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO1LUGIkz1g
<Animusradiation> GRRRR
<Animusradiation> !yt Daft Punk Lose Yourself to Dance
<Trixie> [YT]: Title: Lose Yourself to Bass - Work in Progress | Uploader: resonantdoghouse (2013-08-05) | Duration: 03:01 | Views: 132 | Favourite: 0 | Rating: 5.00 (29 ratings) | URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUQPagTDDjA
<Kainzorus_Prime> You're now at -150.
<Animusradiation> DAMN IT
<Animusradiation> Maybe next time, I'll...
<Animusradiation> !yt Get Lucky Daft Punk
<Trixie> [YT]: Title: CLIP Evolution of Get Lucky [Daft Punk Chronologic Cover] | Uploader: pvnova (2013-08-05) | Duration: 03:37 | Views: 55110 | Favourite: 0 | Rating: 4.96 (3848 ratings) | URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4z66VzcvO0
<Animusradiation> lol
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Quote #580 (h263lkc) @ 07/27/2013 08:12

<@Sakura`Kinomoto> she has an issue with 'power abuse'
<@culex> ...You're the last person I want to hear that from, you know...

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Quote #579 (jhm8ad5) @ 06/22/2013 21:18

<&Valdearg> Sorry, was trying to work out how to use a gas oven
<Kaishiro> Gas ovens come few and far between in Germany after WWII

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Quote #578 (jhm8ad5) @ 06/22/2013 18:55

<Kaishiro> Why are you obsessed with the size of my penis?
<Kaishiro> Do you really want to know how big it is? Fine, I'll tell you.
* Kaishiro (kaishiro@irc-is-srs.biz) has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

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Quote #166 (a5j0b7h) @ 03/21/2013 04:49

<+GoddessofDeath> Kal!
<+GoddessofDeath> guess what!
<@Kal> :/
<+GoddessofDeath> guess!
<@Kal> am, you beat a guy with a table tennis racket
<+GoddessofDeath> nope.
<+GoddessofDeath> it's about your birthday.
<@Kal> you bought me a ferrari?
<+GoddessofDeath> Nope, I'm going to draw something for you. :D
<@Kal> \o/
<+GoddessofDeath> no it won't be a penis.
<@Kal> :'(
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Quote #164 (48mmdji) @ 03/20/2013 06:16

<+Toppers> I prefer men

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Quote #163 (7lamehi) @ 03/11/2013 09:02

<&JohnFlower> !fiddle Riddle`
<away> fiddle riddle ?
<away> is it a game pal ?
<&Kaishiro> only if you lick his ear first
<iggi> that's just nasty
<&Kaishiro> ^ virgin
<away> hah
<iggi> nope, and still nasty
<&Kaishiro> okay, not virgin but still learning.
<&Kaishiro> ears are turn ons for majority of people.
<iggi> i'm more of a leg guy
<&Kaishiro> I don't think you get it. Never mind.
<away> haha
<&Kaishiro> Next time you're with a woman, just nibble or lick her ear lobe. Softly.
<&Kaishiro> the lobe, not the inside of it.
<&Kaishiro> that's gross.
<&Kaishiro> In case you're curious what "lobe" is, it's the spot where a girl puts her earrings.
<&Kaishiro> OR, alternatively, if you play for the other team, it works on most of them too.
<&Kaishiro> 'cause well, I'm straight but I dig it when my girlfriend does it to me. Can't imagine what a gay/bi man would think. If you don't believe me, Google it. Shit's legit.
<iggi> well, i'll take your advice
<iggi> thanks
<&Kaishiro> It's almost the equivalent of breathing softly on their neck.
<iggi> somehow, i just thought of darth vader doing that
<&Kaishiro> you're not making my virgin comment earlier any less hurtful the more you say things like that.
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Quote #162 (1dl24g4) @ 03/02/2013 19:52

<@Valdearg> Hey, An-IP-BreAKDoWN, can you check your S4U for reverse DNS?
<@An-IP-BreAKDoWN> Sure but what's reverse DNS?
* culex rimshot
<@An-IP-BreAKDoWN> :(

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Quote #161 (3dnlfdg) @ 02/11/2013 07:01

<@Stormbeast> Is it plastic?
<+ChrizC> Rubber
<+ChrizC> with a fibreglass core

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Quote #160 (6h03fck) @ 02/10/2013 00:20

Kal: sigh
Kal: arguing with family is like pissing against the wind.
Lucan: Wet....and ineffective...
Kal: feels so good spraying back on me though
Kal: wut
Lucan: xD lolwut

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Quote #159 (bjk6cij) @ 01/21/2013 10:03

<Toppers> jesus
<Lucan> christ
<Toppers> almighty
<Lucan> lord
<Toppers> thou
<Lucan> shalt
<Toppers> not
<Lucan> eat
<Toppers> dick
<Lucan> on
<Toppers> a
<Lucan> sunday
<Toppers> amen
<GoddessofDeath> xD
<Lucan> XD
<Toppers> rofl
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Quote #158 (4h0bc0h) @ 01/11/2013 21:32

<&Kaishiro> Gabrieloup: Mind screen capping it?
<Gabrieloup> Screen Capping?
<Gabrieloup> Whats that?
<&Kaishiro> How can you be a gamer and not know what a screen cap is -.-
<Gabrieloup> I dont know mutch commands using Alt and some buttons
<Gabrieloup> I only use some like ALT + CTRL + DELETE
<Gabrieloup> Do you mean screen capture?
<&Kaishiro> \o/
<&Kaishiro> yes.

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Quote #157 (6n90i5h) @ 01/07/2013 02:51

<@Sakura`Kinomoto> kinda want a ubuntu phone
<@Sakura`Kinomoto> lol
<@Sakura`Kinomoto> where i see unity more preactable
<@Kaishiro> ....
<@Kaishiro> practical?
<@Sakura`Kinomoto> yea
<@Sakura`Kinomoto> that

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