<&Sakura`Kinomoto> yay still bored as hell in 2014
<&Kaishiro> Sakura`Kinomoto: shut up.
<&Kaishiro> Go outside, fly a kite, jump in a pool, play with kittens, or do some productive work.
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> thought shit was gonna be different
<&Kaishiro> Dude, it's only been 2h45m
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> no, its only been 41 mins
<dremler> Its been 14 hrs and 12 min
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> for you future boy
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> i am stuck in the past :(
<Serenity> Who isn't?
* Animusradiation throws his VHS player at SomeonenamedConnor
<SomeonenamedConnor> WHAT THE HELL
<SomeonenamedConnor> WHY DID YOU THWO AN XBOX ONE AT ME :(
<sash> why do i bleed from nose second time today?
<%Xan_Great> the bleeding effect
<sash> too much AC?
<+Vicarious> I'm from the netherlands
<&Kaishiro> Maybe this is just the MMO in me, but every time I see or hear someone say "I'm from The Netherlands" I almost half ass expect "just outside <some place> the dark reaches of <insert something vague>"
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<ReapersGameKingdom> <----when i was 13 i stuck a plunger in my ass
<ReapersGameKingdom> felt pretty good
<ReapersGameKingdom> <---experimented when i was 13
<ReapersGameKingdom> i have also put tooth paste in my ass before
<ReapersGameKingdom> and a hot dog
<ReapersGameKingdom> tried soap
<ReapersGameKingdom> never doing that again
<ReapersGameKingdom> burned like hell!
<ReapersGameKingdom> ill insert my hand into Serenities ass :D
<ReapersGameKingdom> the whole fist to
<Kyrie> do you know how many "guy" patients come into the emergency room with all sorts of objects in their anuses?
<Kyrie> soooooo wrooooooong
<ReapersGameKingdom> i married my hands 7 yrs ago :D
<ReapersGameKingdom> they feel so good
<ReapersGameKingdom> my left hand is my fav tho
<ReapersGameKingdom> feels so much better
<Serenity> I'm forcing myself not to go to a blinding mind scaring visual place now....
<ReapersGameKingdom> i wish i was a urinal
<ReapersGameKingdom> i would be able to spy on females easily than
<ReapersGameKingdom> down side is i have to see guys to
<RadicalEd> not gonna say it
<ReapersGameKingdom> fits me perfectly
<I-Am-X> Urinal is in a mens bathroom dumbass
<I-Am-X> girls dont have urinals
<RadicalEd> thats what i wasnt gonna say lol
<ReapersGameKingdom> well than i would rather be a toilet
<+bonzi_06> SEMEN IS HOT!
<~Sima> I'll take your word for it, I won't test its temperature
BenAffleck: I am so fucking old .... I am like a father to Clark in Superman vs Batman
KaidanAlenko: You must've been a preteen father.
KaidanAlenko: Affleck is 41.
KaidanAlenko: Cavill is 30.
BenAffleck: 11 years old!??!!?
BenAffleck: That's assuming I had the child when I was 11.
< RoboBlue> I remember when my dad had a colonoscopy
< RoboBlue> he farted so hard that he crashed the car
< RoboBlue> he put a small scratch on somebody's rental
< RoboBlue> she freaked out at first
< RoboBlue> but then agreed to just drop it
<&kroq-gar78> vghs hehe
<&kroq-gar78> POKERMON xD
<+Albugineous> GOTTA catch the flush.
<@White_Wolf> hm that reminds me I wshould start wiring up the house with cat6 one of these days before I go to colage...
<@Kaishiro> Maybe you should pick up a dictionary or a thesarus first before you head off to college
<@White_Wolf> Kaishiro that would be a good idea
<@White_Wolf> I would fail spelling there :P
<@White_Wolf> and grammer
<Kainzorus_Prime> It's ok Sima, we'll throw them a modded Where's Waldo game.
<Kainzorus_Prime> We'll call it Where's Charles Lee
<Animusradiation> WHERE IS LEE
<Animusradiation> GIVE ME LEE
<Crookandcharlat> What do you want, play as his ghost?
* Animusradiation gets some denim pants
<Animusradiation> I HAVE LEE
<Kainzorus_Prime> AR is doin it rite.
<Animusradiation> !yt Daft Punk Doing It Right
<@Sakura`Kinomoto> she has an issue with 'power abuse'
<@culex> ...You're the last person I want to hear that from, you know...
<&Valdearg> Sorry, was trying to work out how to use a gas oven
<Kaishiro> Gas ovens come few and far between in Germany after WWII
<Kaishiro> Why are you obsessed with the size of my penis?
<Kaishiro> Do you really want to know how big it is? Fine, I'll tell you.
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<+GoddessofDeath> guess what!
<@Kal> am, you beat a guy with a table tennis racket
<+GoddessofDeath> it's about your birthday.
<@Kal> you bought me a ferrari?
<+GoddessofDeath> Nope, I'm going to draw something for you. :D
<+Toppers> I prefer men
<&JohnFlower> !fiddle Riddle`
<away> fiddle riddle ?
<away> is it a game pal ?
<&Kaishiro> only if you lick his ear first
<iggi> that's just nasty
<&Kaishiro> ^ virgin
<iggi> nope, and still nasty
<&Kaishiro> okay, not virgin but still learning.
<&Kaishiro> ears are turn ons for majority of people.
<@Valdearg> Hey, An-IP-BreAKDoWN, can you check your S4U for reverse DNS?
<@An-IP-BreAKDoWN> Sure but what's reverse DNS?
* culex rimshot
<@Stormbeast> Is it plastic?
<+ChrizC> with a fibreglass core
Kal: arguing with family is like pissing against the wind.
Lucan: Wet....and ineffective...
Kal: feels so good spraying back on me though
Lucan: xD lolwut
<&Kaishiro> Gabrieloup: Mind screen capping it?
<Gabrieloup> Screen Capping?
<Gabrieloup> Whats that?
<&Kaishiro> How can you be a gamer and not know what a screen cap is -.-
<Gabrieloup> I dont know mutch commands using Alt and some buttons
<Gabrieloup> I only use some like ALT + CTRL + DELETE
<Gabrieloup> Do you mean screen capture?