<uglehfaa> that glorious feel when you personal porn website gets A+ on ssl labs
<uglehfaa> its good knowing i provide quality content securely
<nipplesbaconlettuce> Nothing about that says the content is quality
<nipplesbaconlettuce> You could be distributing 40th gen vhs bootleg rips of some unknown stripper in Texas.
<BhocolateBhip> wow the bot speeds are great now
<BhocolateBhip> speed is * lmao
<Koby> we fed the hamsters that power them crystal meth
<Koby> produces great speeds for a time but some pretty shitty side-effects later.
<Koby> good news is we just bought a new batch of hamsters who're over in a corner fucking like crazy so we'll have plenty of replacement hamsters soon.
<&Sakura`Kinomoto> gah i am like a kid waiting for a candy store to open for whats coming tomorrow
<dremler> Whats that
<dremler> Schools open tomorrow?
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<@Aerith> Koby does not receives any lolis today.
<~Koby> FU Aerith
<@Aerith> Koby does not receive any pantsu today.
<~Koby> FU x2 Aerith
<@Aerith> Koby does not receive any cookies today.
<~Koby> WTF god dammit
<SirGareth> oh, there is one animal i will happily genocide
<SirGareth> maggots - i have a massive phobia of them
<+Fornic8> Maggots are creepy but harmless.
<+Fornic8> Mosquitoes on the other hand, are huge fuckers.
<+sidspyker> Gareth, we know you'd love to eat maggots
<SirGareth> yeah, phobias are irrational though
<+Fornic8> Good thing that there aren't any mosquitoes in my new house after I shit.
<~Sima> I just popped in her
<+iCurse> Damnit I locked myself out of my own channel on another network
<+iCurse> Kaishiro how do I tell a chanserv to invite me to my own channel
<sidspyker> lol /cs invite
<+iCurse> How did I miss that
<sidspyker> well you're an idiot
<+Ieuan> Can someone tell me exFAT vs NTFS or do I have to google it?
<sidspyker> if you can go with NTFS just do that
<sidspyker> exFAT is really.... obscure
<&Kaishiro> exFAT is what Xbox, 360, and One use. :/
<+Ieuan> Oh so that's why it's so hard to use a normal drive on xbox
<Sylph> exFAT is basically like FAT++
<Sylph> it doesn´t have the 4GB limit or whatever
<sidspyker> and only fat people use it
<+Ieuan> Your mom is so FAT
<happy> since I don't care for canines or felines, I don't think I'd have much issue with eating either
<happy> like I'd totally be down to eat lion or tiger
<Ang3lofDarkness> you would even eat the DOGE dog?
<happy> yeah serve up some shibe right with some daffodil and JohnFlower
<happy> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> how often do i care to update myself on shit i dont do ?
<~Kaishiro> how often do I care about the shit you do or don't do?
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> not since i shattered your care cup 9 years ago ?
<~Kaishiro> it aint been that long
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> i am an old man, time is passing by like dust in the wind and my farts :(
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> said it before anyone else cound!
<~Kaishiro> man we ain't playing bingo, you don't get prizes for shouting things before others.
<Vicarious> you should've waited for Haythamfangirl instead
<Vicarious> I know the day isn't over yet, but still..
<BlaiddDdraig> When's the last time she came on? I was really hoping I shooed her away last time.
<BlaiddDdraig> I'll have to have another word with her.
<Sima> she comes on about every day to tell us that another one of the main AC voice actors replied to her via Twitter or retweeted her
<BlaiddDdraig> 13 year old girls do not belong here.
<Sima> Yesterday I politely tried to tell her that nobody cares
<Sima> next time I will just be rude
<BlaiddDdraig> They'd be safer in Sima's basement.
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> :( White_Wolf
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> brother is gonna have a better desktop then me
<~Sakura`Kinomoto> epeen status!
<+White_Wolf> your epeen dont help anything, small dicks irl can not be fixed with epeen, no chicks just gona say HEY, LET ME LOOK AT DAT EPEEN
<@Ikaros> As I don't do it silently, I'll go "hey I perm'd this ass" or something
<Kaishiro> Obviously it's not working whatever you're doing. Try typing it manually, because your copy/paste skills suck :/
<gct> \(._. )
<dremler> There's something terribly sad about that face
<dremler> Like an orphan
<Kaishiro> abandoned for the very first time
<Kaishiro> Like an orrrrrrphan
<Asolitaryllama> wow, I can make a necklace out of your coins
<Asolitaryllama> or like lace my shoes through them
<Asolitaryllama> and have bells on the shoes
<Asolitaryllama> be the most ghetto person in denmark
<UK|Sky> i do fuck all all gay
<+dremler> NukuServ Eat shit
* &NukuServ eats shit
<@Sakura`Kinomoto> alright leaving now for work, gonna be riding the buss instead of riding bike
<@Kaishiro> trying to get ahead in the workplace, riding the boss eh
<@Teller> Hey Stormbeast, if Joey Wheeler sells crack, does that make him a Joey Dealer? XD
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler screams, does that make him a Joey Squeeler?
<%crookandcharlat> (why do I feel like you're getting this from a website?)
<@Teller> Sadly, it's not.
<@Kaishiro> Let me guess, you're next one was going to be "If Joey Wheeler eats a banana, does that make him a Joey Peeler?"
<@Teller> Actually no, but that's a good one!
<@Teller> If Joey Wheeler touches something, does that make him a Joey Feeler?
<%crookandcharlat> If Joey Wheeler studies medicine, does that make him a Joey Healer?
<@Kaishiro> Every day my ass lol
<@Ryan> I was going to make a smart ass comment there but he'd probably bash my head in for it so...
<@White_Wolf> Ryan here is one from Canada http://gyazo.com/41bbecef5a73a4b1263e0eb0a9b0c5b1
<@Kaishiro> Ryan: go for it.
<@Ryan> No, I'd like my sanity thank you
<@Kaishiro> BLAME CANADA!
<@Ravager> aaaaaand cue south park
<@Kaishiro> Ryan: I couldn't bash your head in.
<@Ravager> speaking of which
@Sakura`Kinomoto > i already know this
@Ryan > You break stuff. Re-education is necessary!
<~BDIkaros> You wouldn't want hail dropping on your head would ya?
<+Sakura`Kinomoto> sure, i feel like i should get knocked out by mother nature once in a wile
<+Sakura`Kinomoto> only way i would get laid by a chick
<baratron> By the way, does anyone here know anything about horse riding?
<musicman> you sit on the back of it
<Fiar> And after, you generally try to make it go that a way.
<Alarra> Usually it wears a saddle
<musicman> yeah, not the other way around
<musicman> I found that out the hard way
<Fiar> If it tries bucking you off, you aren't kicking it hard enough.
<baratron> Okay, so it sounds like none of you know any more than I do.